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OMG! Has Cheryl Cole been booted off X Factor USA?

Well that didn’t last long! It sounds like Cheryl Cole’s American dream might have already gone tits up, with it being widely reported that our Geordie princess has been sacked from the X Factor USA judging panel!

SAY IT ISN’T SO, PET!

If true, it’s pretty safe to assume this will rank highly amongst Chezza’s extensive list of previous pubic embarrassments, namely:

Speculation has run wild as to the reasons behind her untimely dismissal; was it her ‘incomprehensible’ (i.e. not incomprehensible) accent? Did she have a bust-up with queen bee, Paula Abdul? Or was that massive mane of hair a follicle too far?

Whatever the case, I’m sure Cheryl is currently knocking back the gins with her ever-present mum, Joan and cursing the day Simon Cowell ever darkened her door.

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