Well that didn’t last long! It sounds like Cheryl Cole’s American dream might have already gone tits up, with it being widely reported that our Geordie princess has been sacked from the X Factor USA judging panel!
SAY IT ISN’T SO, PET!
If true, it’s pretty safe to assume this will rank highly amongst Chezza’s extensive list of previous pubic embarrassments, namely:
- Bashing that toilet attendant.
- Marrying someone who wears horrendous underpants.
- Getting cheated on by someone who wears horrendous underpants.
- Mentoring Katie Weasel.
- Getting cheated on AGAIN by someone who wears horrendous underpants.
- Shagging Derek Hough (allegedly).
- Catching malaria (which actually isn’t embarrassing at all, but is now one of those pivotal ‘Cheryl events’ you feel compelled to mention at every opportunity).
Speculation has run wild as to the reasons behind her untimely dismissal; was it her ‘incomprehensible’ (i.e. not incomprehensible) accent? Did she have a bust-up with queen bee, Paula Abdul? Or was that massive mane of hair a follicle too far?
Whatever the case, I’m sure Cheryl is currently knocking back the gins with her ever-present mum, Joan and cursing the day Simon Cowell ever darkened her door.