This is NO way to start a Friday.
Lady Gaga videos are usually something to get excited about. In ordinary circumstances, I would have spent a happy twenty minutes posting a selection of the most hilariously bonkers frames and revelling in the multi-million dollar madness of it all.
But not today.
Unfortunately there’s simply no escaping the fact that Lady Gaga’s video for The Edge of Glory is shit. Not just a little bit shit, but really, REALLY shit. So shit in fact, that I practically nodded off halfway though the five and a half minute snooze-a-thon.
For some people, the ‘stripped back’ video thing really works (Robyn, I’m looking at you). But not in this case. Prancing around the Sesame Street set in some Versace S&M gear just doesn’t cut it Lady Gaga. I wanted an army of dancers, 12 outfit changes, 32 technicolour wigs and weird things popping out of your va-jay-jay!
I’m seriously considering going back to bed and pretending that today never happened :(