Ok, let’s keep this short and sweet. Nicole Scherziwatsit released her new album today. It’s called Killer Love, and it’s basically not very good. In fact it was something of a chore just getting through all 14 tracks (sometimes less is most definitely more, Nicole).
Song titles such as: Wet, Desperate and Club Banger Nation *cringe* don’t inspire much confidence, and rightly so. They are bad, bad songs. The album’s one saving grace is first single, Poison which I’d comfortably give a four star rating on my iTunes. The rest, is basically bilge.
On a happier note, I do think Nicole was BRILLIANT during her brief stint on last year’s X Factor. Remember when she went a bit mental during Diva Fever’s dreadful rendition of Proud Mary? You don’t see Cheryl Cole throwing caution to the wind like that (unless she’s breaking wind of course).
Apparently Nicole is still in the running for a place on American X Factor’s coveted judging panel, but faces stiff competition from the likes of Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Coleen Nolan, Marge Simpson, Nanny Pat and several hundred other likely contenders.
So I’m keeping my fingers and toes tightly crossed that Simon sees sense and gives Nicole the job. At least that way she’ll be far too busy to put out any more crap like this.
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